I eat dogs

ABOUT
I'm Blaise Zabini, I keep the bitches in line with my dick, I'm also an aspiring poet, full time animal eater, Kim Jong-Il supporter and ladies man.

I eat everything
like your pussy.
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pansy-:

braisedickslaps:

pansy-:

That’s true. I mean, a lot of the shitty people have been gone, but I miss some of the others. Oh well.

I kind of missed everyone, to be honest. Even the shitty people. That’s why I came back.

Well, I’m glad you’re back.

So am I, but I’m really tired and not used to the time here so I think I’m going to sleep. Bye, Pansy.

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aastoriaa:

braisedickslaps:

aastoriaa:

braisedickslaps:

aastoriaa:

braisedickslaps:

Astoria, it’s nice to see you.

Hello, Blaise. I didn’t expect to see you again.

Yeah, well I got bored so I decided to come back. Sorry to disappoint you.

I never said I was disappointed.

I just said it in case you were. How have you been?

I’ve been fine. -shrugs-

That’s good, I think I’m going to go to sleep now though, bye. I’ll see you later.

(via astoriaboot)

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aastoriaa:

braisedickslaps:

aastoriaa:

braisedickslaps:

Astoria, it’s nice to see you.

Hello, Blaise. I didn’t expect to see you again.

Yeah, well I got bored so I decided to come back. Sorry to disappoint you.

I never said I was disappointed.

I just said it in case you were. How have you been?

(via astoriaboot)

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pansy-:

That’s true. I mean, a lot of the shitty people have been gone, but I miss some of the others. Oh well.

I kind of missed everyone, to be honest. Even the shitty people. That’s why I came back.

(Source: braisedickslaps)

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aastoriaa:

braisedickslaps:

Astoria, it’s nice to see you.

Hello, Blaise. I didn’t expect to see you again.

Yeah, well I got bored so I decided to come back. Sorry to disappoint you.

(via astoriaboot)

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pansy-:

braisedickslaps:

pansy-:

braisedickslaps:

Pansy! How are you?

Blaise! I’m good, mostly. Exhausted and stuff like that. How are you?

I’m good. How has everything been?

Boring, to say the least. Hardly anyone’s been around. Including my husband, but he’s busy with Quidditch.

I can imagine. I guess it’s not too bad if people are hardly around, I can’t stand half of them.

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Astoria, it’s nice to see you.

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pansy-:

braisedickslaps:

Pansy! How are you?

Blaise! I’m good, mostly. Exhausted and stuff like that. How are you?

I’m good. How has everything been?

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Pansy! How are you?

Blaise Zabini